Further analysis of a chain letter.

You know what the best part of myspace is? The bulletins people post. The lot of the millions of idiots on there actually think that by reposting that shit, the tooth fairy will climb through their window and give them a handjob for their molars. Here's one of the better ones pertaining to racism, and how "unfair" whites have it in today's America.
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You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.
Heh, honest to God, I've never been called any of those names by anyone other than a fellow white person. If I was called a cracker, I probably wouldn't be offended because hey, quite frankly, crackers are delicious. You have graham crackers, those are pretty damned tasty. Saltines, now those are just amazing. Uh, cracker jacks. I mean, does it get any better? If anything, I'd take it as a compliment. And honkey shows social status I suppose, right? It's like, "hey man, at least I own a car to honk, where's your horn?" Whitey? Well, I am pretty white. Peachy, actually, but 'whitey' sounds a little better than 'peachy' or 'rosey'. "Hiya Rosey, wanna lick of my sucker?" Nah.

But when I call you Kike, Towelhead, WOP, Sand-nigger, Camel Jockey, Gook, nigger,wetback, FOB, cotton picker or Chink you call me a racist, .
Camel jockey. Haha. FOB? Friend-of-Bush? He seems like a nice enough guy.

You say that whites commit a lot of violence against you, so why are the ghettos the most dangerous places to live?
Uh, the 60's? Lynch mobs? Cross burnings? Dogs biting the pants off some dude? Ringing no bells, is it? And who says whites commit violence against "you" anyways? I don't even think the thickest headed person says that.

You have the United Negro College Fund. So.
You have Martin Luther King Day. He would deserve it, regardless of color.
You have Black History Month. Which, upon closer inspection, is a month with 28 days, which isn't even a month. Women have a month, too, are we racist for giving them one?
You have Cesar Chavez Day. Um, we do?
You have Yom Hashoah Now you're stretching.
You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi Again, stretching.
You have the NAACP. Aaand back to the blacks.
You have BET. Yeah, definitely not the best representation of their culture, but I guess it'll suffice.


If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racists.
No, if we had "white entertainment television" it'd be pretty much what we have already. Do we really need a channel with a bunch of people dancing poorly? What would you show on this "WET"? Roseanne reruns and old, 1950's NFL highlights? C'mon now, think logically, fellas.

If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racists.
Whoa, there's such a thing as a Black Pride Day? Dude, what day is that?

If we had white history month... we'd be racists.
Yeah, pretty much.

If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racists.
How much more advanced do we need to be? We're at the top of the food chain already.

If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racists.
Oh, I know it.

In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racists.
Whoa, slow down here. White people have had almost every right since time began. What rights do white people even have to march for? The right to vote? Oh, wait, we've had that for a couple hundred years already. The right to be treated equally? Oops, I totally forgot that the minority groups weren't in fact holding us down. This is just a moot point. This is beyond moot. This is the mootest point I've ever seen.

Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them... they all got sent to court for being rasist but the african-american, latino, and asia clubs were not even questioned.
There is no "Black Club". There is no "Red Skin Club". Clubs like the Asian Club and Latino Club are there to celebrate their cultures, not to reign some sort of superiority over the other races. They're not celebrating their skin color, they're celebrating their backgrounds and their cultures. That is why these other clubs "were not even questioned". Had this "White Club" been called something less skin colored-based, like say "European American Club," the outrage wouldn't pour in as fast. What would a white club celebrate, anyways? American things? Baseball? Apple pie? Theodore Roosevelt? Give me a break. Any and all "white people things" are already being celebrated to the max.

You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
That is because they are minorites, and it takes a little more guts to announce the pride you have for your people when there are significantly less of them. And go up to a black or latino person and tell them you're proud of your race and culture. If they don't have their heads up their asses, they won't give a shit. But being proud to be "white" should carry negative connotation. "White" and "Caucasian" are completely different. Being proud of being caucasian isn't racist at all.


I am white. OK.
I am proud. Good for ya.


But, you call me a racist.
Who does? The invisible people on the streets? Or the other white guys reading this bulletin?


Why is it that only whites can be racists?
It's not. Many blacks and latinos and indians and islanders and everyone else are equally racist. It's just that because they're in the minority (which they are) that it isn't played out as much. Chris Rock? He's black, but clearly he's not a racist. Carlos Mencia? Again, not a white guy, but he's not racist at all. So yeah, definitely only white people can be racist.


Repost if you agree.
Does me posting this in my blog and tearing it to shreads count? Because I really don't agree with this.


Additional facts and figures on race: (www.cia.gov/)
-Whites account for 81.7%. of the total population of the United States. More than 4/5. What about blacks?
-Blacks account for 12.9%. Not even 1/5. And latinos?
-Latinos have their own category apparently, so screw it.
-Asians? Whoa, don't even get started on them, they only tally up 4.2%.

So, obviously, all us white folks deserve free money and scholarships and cars and women and extra houses and maids and stuff, because we have is sooo rough.